Connor's Bum

My kids and I have walked under a ladder, cracked a mirror and crossed the path of a black cat it would seem. Today Connor has suddenly started pooing acid (no other way to describe it) again. His entire groin region is red raw. I have no idea what's suddenly caused this latest bout for the poor little love but I can't believe it's happened today of all days. If a giant purple bunny flying a green spaceship crashed into our house right now, I wouldn't be surprised.